Two chemists walk into a bar.
One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.
The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.
If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?
do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv